#THE_LIST

In this day and age it’s easier than ever to keep tabs on friends, family, and nemeses. Especially if you want to let those same people know where you are and what you’re up to. For the Bat-family the Twitter is the preferred method of announcing thoughts and events. This week we take a peek at tweets that were posted to @Batfamily.

@Hush_SHHHH
Hey, kids, guess whose face I have this week?  #BruceWayne

@THE_BAT
STFU @Hush_SHHHH

@DICKEY_BRID
@HUSH_SHHHH @THE_BAT Your mama’s?

@PussyCat
Need an In-N-Out Burger!  Who’s in? #Seriously

@Harold_The_Hunch
Can’t leave the cave. Bring me 3X3 w/extra stinkers plz. @PussyCat

@ALFRED
Removing blood from kevlar? Thoughts? #laundryday

@THE_BAT
Couldn’t find my cowl this morning. Slept in it! #TIREDFAIL

@DICKEY_BIRD
Sometimes I miss Bludhaven #BAZINGA!

@RED_ROBIN
If we get 10,000 followers, I’ll post nude pics of Selina Kyle. #SCHWING!

@Man_Who_Laughs
@RedHood seen my crowbar?  I seem to have misplaced it.
@THE_BAT
Looking 4 new butler/major domo. He doesn’t keep the soup warm.
@ALFRED
@THE_BAT It’s supposed to be cold #vichyssoise
@BROKE_THE_BAT
Howz the back? Hurt in cold weather? @THE_BAT
@THE_BAT
Howz the voice? @BROKE_THE_BAT
@BROKE_THE_BAT
sTFU!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! @THE_BAT
@Harold_The_Hunch

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