Doctor Octopus… Secrets!

Lots of people ask if I… pleasure myself… with my extra arms. The answer is no. Not that I ddint’ think about it.

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One night I woke up and found myself on stage with a Who tribute band. Apparently my arms are good drummers.

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I like Lunchables...

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A couple of years ago, this woman at an IHOP mistook me for Elton John... I didn't tell her otherwise.

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Aunt May or Bea Arthur...that's a tough call. Both?

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