Sandman… SECRETS!

At my age, I’m learning to appreciate regularity and stool softeners.

SECRET…

My last girlfriend and I broke up because she had an evil cat. Sand and cats... not pretty.

SECRET…

Before turning to crime, I was a model for the Charles Atlas cartoon ads.

SECRET…

Yes. Norman and Harry Osborn and I all go to the same barber.

SECRET…

Sometimes I lie awake all night thinking about how naked I am under my clothing.

SECRETS!

 

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