Captain America — Secrets!

Most people don't know this, but I had my name legally changed to Captain America.

Secrets!

Being asleep for 4 decades isn't so bad. The pornography has gotten
WAY better overnight!

Secrets!

Bucky staying dead was one of the inviolate rules of comics for
decades. So much so they originally planned on Ben Parker being
Winter Soldier.

Secrets!

Don't tell anyone, but I preferred Rob Liefeld's eagle to this dumb A.

Secrets!

I'm thinking about running for president, but I don't think the Tea
Party would really go for my policies.

SECRETS!!!