Say What?!

Justice League #1 is a classic cover, but Guy Gardner’s classic “Wanna make somethin’ of it?” line almost wasn’t!  Here are a few options DC ALMOST went with instead.

  • Yup.  Somebody definitely cut one.

  • Marvel smells like lilacs.

  • Happy Habor represent, yo.

  • Yer Momma.

  • We’re gonna need a bigger boat…

  • You won’t see us takin’ a shwarma break.

  • …and we’re all outta bubblegum.

  • No, this is the start of the line for Breaking Dawn, Part 2.

  • J’onn here wants to marry a duck. The rest of us are here for support.

  • Our Dr. Light doesn’t rape people.

  • Friend, we’d like to talk to you about the Gospel of Superman.

  • He’s the goddamn Bat, and we’re the goddamn Justice League.