X-Men Confidential!

SCANDAL! Who is the CHERUB overseen studying in the library rather than CATTING ABOUT TOWN???

What CREATURE's secondary mutation was just the inevitable result of doing TOO MUCH OF THAT???

Which AMAZING FEMALE was spotted letting ALL FOUR OF HER CLASSMATES out of her room at 3 IN THE MORNING???

Why did this FRIGID HOMINID spend so much time in the BOYS' LOCKER ROOM???

In which AIRPORT BATHROOM did this MONOCULAR MAN open his eyes ONLY A QUARTER OF AN INCH???