Robin… SECRETS!

Once I kicked a guy in the ol' twig 'n berries so hard that three of his teeth fell out

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Part of my training was called, "Make me breakfast you stupid brat!" Not sure how that was supposed to help me against criminals.

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Look, you can't blame Bruce for my childhood costume. I was 12. Have you seen the $#!+ Kitty Pride designed? Kids shouldn't dress themselves.

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Cleaning up old man puke and monkey feces is not a good way spend Spring Break. I learned this after leaving the circus.

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I was Tony Stark's sidekick for three weeks after a high stakes poker game gone sour. Bruce swears it was to keep up his playboy image.

SECRETS!