How a man rolls is how a man lives! Batman in his Batmobile. The X-Men in their SR-71 Blackbird. And Green Arrow’s…Arrowplane? Obviously some rides are better than others. This week’s LIST: The
Worst Vehicles Ever.
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Batman’s rickshaw
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Superman’s 1994 Geo Metro
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The Ice cream truck of Doom. Screams, “RICHARDS!!!” to the tune of “Turkey in the Straw.”
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Wonder Woman’s Invisible Unicycle
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Barry Allen’s Segway
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Batman’s solar powered batmobile
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The Punisher’s wicked mini-bike
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Catwoman’s catsled
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Wolverine’s Sniktmobile
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Captain Marvel’s electric car, SHAZAM!
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Stilt Man’s AT-AT
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The Shade’s hot air balloon (previously owned by Phileas Fogg)
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Aquaman’s diving bell, “The Mera-Maid”
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Wonder Woman’s visible jet
Have a happy Memorial Day, everyone. I’m going to be taking a long weekend off to help with the cleanup efforts in Oklahoma, what with Asgard and all. Now that he has the power of summer vacation, I leave you in Matt’s capable hands.
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Come, come now, fellas. Everyone knows only fat people drive Geo Metros.
True. Have you never heard of the two ton Superman? I’d check out
Capt. Marvel’s electric car actually sounds pretty cool. Does it have a battery, or does he have to keep shouting “SHAZAM!” the whole way?
And would it be off the deep end to mention Ted Kord’s blue Beetle?
He has to keep calling down the lightening. It’s an odd thing to see on the road. One minute there’s a beefy adult driving; the next minute you see a scrawny kid with weird eyes.
It would not be off the deep end, but I still give props for worst “real” super-vehicle to the Arrowplane, which almost made it on the list anyway.