I’ll retire when I’ve killed 20,000 criminals. I figure two more years.



I admire the Lone Ranger for making bullets out of silver to remind him of the cost of a human life. I make mine out of my own feces. If the bullet don't kill'em, the infection will


Tommy Monaghan and I shared a drink once…only once.



Everyday of my life is unending excrutiating pain and sorrow. It's like that movie


Listen Justin Bieber, if you so much as jay-walk, I’m coming for you.


This Week’s Comics

This Week’s Comics will most likely become NEXT week’s comics, as Matt and I will be meeting on neutral ground for parlay.  Here’s what’s notable for this week.

  • DC COMICS PRESENTS JLA #1 and THUNDER AGENTS #1 – I’m super-intrigued by these collections, yet none of them have been reprints I’ve been interested in.  Thunder Agents is a pretty safe bet to pick up, and JLA will depend on what’s in them.
  • GREEN LANTERN #61 – I keep swearing this book off, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.  It’s like an abusive relationship if the abuser were mostly boring.  Still, there’s still a spark of the Green Lantern I love that keeps me coming back…
  • NEMESIS #4 (OF 4) – Mark Millar’s tale of the evil Batman finally wraps up, and I’m excited to see who wins: our protagonist or the forces of good.  My money’s on Nemesis.

That’s it for now, as I try to stay warm and crack open the Franken-Castle collection.  What are YOU looking at?

Crisis on Infinite Days of Christmas (Marvel Edition)

After yesterday’s DC-centric 12 Days of Christmas, we figured we should take a crack at the old Marvel U, too.  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!

12 – Herculean labors

11 – Henchmen of MODOK

10 – Weapons through Wolverine

9 – Heads of the Hydra

8 – Arms of Dr. Octopus

7 – Guardians of the Galaxy

6 – Infinity Gems

5 – Original X-Men

4 – Challengers of the Fantastic

3 – Scarlet Spiders

2 – Ideological mutants

1 – Ultimate Nullifier

Christmas LIST

Ah the end of the year… A time to reflect and ask for stuff because lots of folks are in a giving mood. Here’s what we’re asking for in the coming year. Since Jesse and I have both been good boys this year, I feel pretty confident that some of our wish list will be granted. Merry  Christmas everyone.


More Mummies!

Agents of Atlas

Nick Spencer’s Jimmy Olsen

Giant monsters destroying cities

Eric Powell

Creator-owned work by Marvel/DC stars

More than one Gumby comic per year

Descriptive sound effects

More (any) readable JLA stories

More tales that thrizzle by design




Lower cover prices

Mopey Superman

Fewer merely adequate books

Fanboy porn

Fewer story endings that aren’t relevant because of shipping SNAFU

Fewer events (especially those that promise to change the status quo but don’t)

Creative accounting to come up with anniversary issues

Use of Zombies as a seemingly unstoppable adversary/ plot device

The All-New, All-Different, 12 Days of Christmas (DC Edition)

Christmas is here!  Time for friends, family, food, and many other things that start with the letter “F”.  But it’s also a time for song, and we here at the L.E.M.U.R. Comics Blog would like to share a new adaptation of an old classic as we present to you the DCU’s 12 Days of Christmas.

12 – Guardians of the Universe

11 – Super Friends

10 – Chinese Superheroes

9 –  Lantern Corps

8 – Shining Starmen

7 – Soldiers of Victory

6 – Forms of Kryptonite

5 – Red-breasted Robins

4 – Green Lanterns of Earth

3 – Blue Beetles

2 – Batmen

1 – Last Son of Krypton

Game Tape

Since I’m going out of town next week, this is the last Game Tape of 2010. What a year it’s been too!

So what was out this week? Lots of good stuff from Marvel and an early Christmas surprise.

With the exception of Dr. Doom showing up to do something nefarious, Hickman throws almost everything imaginable at the Fantastic Four in issue 586. Sue doesn’t see the big picture. Namor’s actions are rationalized, Johnny and Ben face a negative situation, and Reed has a date with a hungry man. Someone dies next issue, and Hickman has been clever enough not to give it away. With the team split three ways, things look rough and feel as though stakes are high for everyone. Thank you again, Mr. Hickman, for the consistently outstanding work you’re doing on this book.

It’s also worth mentioning that the art team of Epting and Magyar keeps the pace. It’s reminiscent of Hitch and Neary or Butch Guice, but it maintains a distinct style. Gone is the freakishly muscular Reed too. All around this is a solid and well crafted title and this team deserves some critical recognition.

Despite the fact that Wonder Man was acting weird and erratic, and neither Tony Stark nor Thor seemed to care enough to ask why or investigate, Avengers #7 was the most enjoyable of this series. I know this was out last week or the week before, but I just picked it up. The Hood takes up the rest of this issue collecting the Infinity Gems. That alone is enough to keep me in for another arc. One minor complaint would be that the half of the team that isn’t Wolverine, Iron-Man, Thor, or No-Varr all have the same Spider-manesque voice. Nothing but snappy patter from Spidey, Bucky-Cap, Spider Woman, and Hawkeye. Sloppy.

Secret Avengers 8 continues to be solid, but not so impressive. I may drop this one monthly and get trades instead. It boils down to a pacing issue for me. Not enough seems to happen in an issue.

X-Men #6 was an outstanding coda to the vampire arc. I’m looking forward to next issue since it looks like no more vampires for a while…I say for a while because some threads are left loose. I’m still really digging Gischler’s Cyclops. It’s not many who can or should stare down Dracula himself, but it works. Cyclops hasn’t been this much fun to read in…ever. Thank you Mr. Gischler.

By the by, is there still an Astonishing? I don’t remember it being canned, but I can’t remember the last issue either.

The real treat this week was seeing that there’s another Gumby book out. I didn’t know this was coming out. What a great surprise! This is a four part mini-called Gumby’s Gang. The kick off books stars Pokey. It’s fun and everything you’d expect from a Gumby book. The only down side is that since it’s not written by Bob Burden, it lacks a little in the ape-shit insane department. It’s still pretty messed up crazy, but it’s not near the same level as a Golem-ized Gumby or the ghost of Johnny Cash. Still and all, it’s a nice round out to a week of winners.